Reviews

December 22, 2013

LOVE SHOW, the song!


I've loved this song for the longest time! And when I was writing Hadley & Jack's story I realized it could be their theme song. Enjoy!

December 20, 2013

Audrey's Writing Process

Step 1:  Have a brilliant idea:


Immediately have snack  (KEY STEP DO NOT SKIP).


Step 2: Begin procrastination efforts.
Roll Around:



This method is outstanding for the creative process:



Dance:



Have a drink


Make some phone calls






Step 3:
Listen to your voice of reason (worst step)
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Step 4:
Sit down to write
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Step 5:
Get in the Groove



Step 5b (optional):
Ignore roommates who are all gonna be like:




Step 6:
FORGET ENTIRELY WHERE YOU WERE GOING WITH THIS STORY IN THE FIRST PLACE



Have a meltdown.



Have a snack:



Have ideological arguments with the fictional characters you invented:



Have ideological arguments with yourself:



Step 7:
False Start



Step 8:
Get your writerly shit back together.


Step 9:
Finish yo draft!


Step 10:
Read yo draft!




Step 11:
React to your draft



Step 12:
Edit your draft.



Edit 13:
Have a snack
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Step14:
Write book blurb


Step 15:
List Goodreads giveaway
I been dancin



WAIT



Step 16:
Hit Publish:




Step 17:
Retire




Step 18:
Read bad reviews:


St
ep 19:
Read mediocre reviews.



Step 20:
Read Good Reviews



Step 21:
Reread bad reviews:



Step 22:
Imagine that these people wrote all of your bad reviews:

tl;dr


Step 23:
Rest on laurels:
lazy



Step 24:
Have another idea



Step 25:
Repeat

 




September 15, 2013

Publication Schedule

Sadly, I will need to delay CRASH INTO ME at least a few weeks. My main computer's hard drive crashed yesterday and I lost the majority of my writing files.

The somewhat good news is that I will be able to get out another book on time, which is LOVE SHOW. Look for that October 19th.

Long version of event is below:

Yesterday, my computer insisted on installing an update and restarting:

Except for when it went to restart, I got this message. Error: The hard drive could not be detected or does not exist. And I was like:


So, I call tech support. And they were like:
And I was like:


So, they had me run a million tests and physically take apart my computer. And I was like:


And finally they were like. Yep, your hard drive is broken and the data is unrecoverable And I was like:


And I was like: so NOW what? And they were like:


So, I'm on hold.
For another half an hour:


 Good news, we can send you a new hard drive in 7-10 business days.

And they were like:


And I was like:


And tech support was like:

And I was like:

Anyways, I will keep you posted!